Wednesday, December 14, 2011

How a 1 Year Old Eats a Yogurt

1st you allow her a small amount of yogurt in a small cup.
You provide a spoon, but she chooses not to use it.
It is on the floor being licked by a pet.

Once she has "cleaned out" her small cup, you hand over the rights to the remaining yogurt.
Which is quickly poured onto the table.

You assume that you will have to wipe up a large quantity of organic yogurt off the table.
You are wrong.
The one year old will generously coat her hand with the yogurt
and proceed to lick her fingers.

Smack!
Now, not only are her clothes covered in yogurt, but so are yours.
At least she continues to lick her fingers.
Your husband is standing across the kitchen from the scene,
shaking his head from side to side.
He tells you that he is not cleaning up that mess.
You're fine with that because look at how much fun she just had eating her yogurt.

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